What Pokemon would you like to eat?

Personally I think the following Pokémon would taste pretty good:


Obviously the slowpoke tail is a delicacy in the Johto region. I imagine they are pretty fatty like some good bacon. Yum


I’m thinking like the slowpoke tail, Celebi would also be a delicacy. Maybe roasted over a fire. I bet the meat would have an onion-y flavor.


Follow me on this. I feel like the Crystals in Starmies and Staryus can be candied and cut up and then eaten similar to jolly ranchers. Could definitely see people enjoying these as a treat.

What Pokemon would y’all like to eat?

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Solid thread. Nice change of pace. Stantler because venison is delicious.

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Anything but Muk and Garbodor :slightly_frowning_face:

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Vanniluxe

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Onix

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I love this thread already.

I’m Vegetarian tho. Are Grass Pokemon considered vegetables? Oddish looks pretty tasty tbh…

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Thank you :blush:

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LOL thank you, and that’s a good question. Would Pokemon like Oddish taste like leafy flavored meat or just like iceberg lettuce? IDK but yeah I’d definitely eat one with some Balsamic Vinegar and some berries on the side.

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“MILTANK” Mostly out of spite, for the heartache it gave us in Johto.
Let that (Rollout) on a silver platter.

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Mr. Mime I guess it tastes like a human

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Id eat the shit outta a farfetched. Even has a garnish already in his hand.

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Charizard wings for population control.

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I’m vegan now but as a kid I always wondered about farfetched since they hyped it up in the show lol

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Confit de Farfetch’d with a french Celebi soup sounds nice.

Grilled Tauros? Slow roast Grumpig? Poached Feebas? Fried Wailord? Gotta eat 'em all!

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A couple Gyarados sushi rolls drizzled with a sweet Dratini sauce.

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I bet each Eeveelution has its own distinct flavor

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Scrambled eggs with exeggcute or chansey´s egg? (no offense @qwachansey)

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