So there are a lot of cards out there without pokedex entries/ flavor text, why don’t we make our own!
Example
Dragonite used to be pretty chill. Ever since he’s started hanging out with Team Rocket again he has been kind of a dick.
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“don’t read into the attack names” 
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“Oh shut up Delia, the alimony is coming, quit whining. You tell that old bastard Oak to give my son a raise the next time you “see” him. Me and Sabrina are doing fine by the way, thanks for asking.”
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“Do you have any games on your Rotomphone??”
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“Mail service has been a little erratic lately. We got your letter, but there was nothing in it…”
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“Excuff me, haff you feen my teeff?”
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ROFL! 
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“So proud of hubby! 
BTW doing a tummy makeover on @flattummytea and I’m feeling good on this stuff! It’s working so good so far, thanks flat tummy tea 
(they have a sale today)”
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I want money for all refunds i had to pay out from damaged cards…
“This one time in college, I slightly tweaked a paper from a previous class and, voila, new paper for another class! What’s this got to do with anything? Oh nothing…enjoy this new Charizard.”
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“Wazz up Gold Star Groudon here with another show of Pimp My Delta Species. Today we have a trainer in the kanto region with a busted Mr Mime, so lets throw some PS2s in that bitch!”
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“What I want is a view, I want a window where I can see a tree or even water, I want to be in a federal institution far away from doctor Chilton.”
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“Even though it is in agonizing pain every waking moment from its tail being on fire, Charmanders often forget if it’s on fire. Instinctual visual inspections of their tail confirms they are still alive.”
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“When you lie on your resume that you have a degree in graphic design”
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