Picture yourself walking down a dark alley at night. The street lamps flicker, casting eerie shadows on the walls around you. Suddenly, a group of hooded figures emerge from the shadows, surrounding you and demanding your valuables. You realize too late that this is a gang, and they have no intention of letting you go unharmed.
As they approach you menacingly, you reach into your pocket and grab two Pokéballs. You know that you need to act fast and choose the right Pokémon to defend yourself. Which two will you choose?
Gengar is known for its ability to phase through walls and disappear into the shadows. It can also use a variety of moves, including Shadow Ball and Sludge Bomb, to attack its opponents from a distance. Gengar’s ability to confuse and poison its enemies makes it an excellent choice for this situation.
Jolteon is incredibly fast and agile. It can use moves like Thunderbolt and Thunder Wave to paralyze its opponents, making it harder for them to attack. Jolteon’s sharp electric spikes can also be used to defend against physical attacks, making it an excellent choice for close combat.
Together, Gengar and Jolteon make a formidable team. While Gengar can use its ghostly powers to confuse and poison the gang members, Jolteon can use its speed and agility to dodge their attacks and strike back with lightning-fast moves.
For my first response I select Steelix. Not only are they bullet proof/knife proof/everything proof, they’re 30 feet tall. Worst case scenario they give me an elevator lift to a rooftop out of the alley.
Second choice I choose Metapod. Little known fact that Metapod is actually more powerful than all legendaries combined. Metapod will first string shot my enemies, leaving them unable to move. They will then harden, increasing their fortitude. While the gang members are begging for their lives, Metapod will give them one last look, then tackle them into oblivion.
Gardevoir: My offensive choice, loyal and strong enough to kick offenders asses.
*This Pokémon will try to protect its Trainer even at the risk of its own life.
It has the power to predict the future. Its power peaks when it is protecting its Trainer* quoting pokemon sapphire and leaf green
Also can use teleport to get away, and future reading seems useful. Trace ability too, to copy enemy dangerous ability and scan the surroundings
Chansey: My defense and healer. If things don’t go well in case of a life threatening injury, I will get softboiled. Also this Pokemon is literally a tank, useful to buy some time and stall the attackers.
Mew the same but it could just escort me out of danger. I feel like Mewtwo could also escort me but might lose his temper, drop me, & go fight the bad guys. Then here I am with a broken leg in the middle of the intersection.
Probably just need a pair of Houndooms to really send a message.
Gold Pokedex entry:
“If you are burned by the flames it shoots from its mouth, the pain will never go away.”
