You’re chatting it up with a dime-piece Poke-Thot and she asks you what your favorite Pokémon is. Reluctant to sound like a basic, you scramble to name a Pokémon other than Charizard, Blastoise, etc. Who you got?
I’d throw a curveball and mention Parasect. Would probably have intercourse shortly after.
Nosepass duh
Smeargle screams hipster pick.
This is the most highly regarded Pokemon collecting forum. This forum has provided opportunity for record breaking and historical card sales as well as a place where the top 1% share their truly priceless collections.
Yet this is the first time I’ve seen a truly thought provoking question.
i feel targeted
Farfetch’d, clearly a vegan
Represent
ALMIGHTY GYARADOS
psyduck duh…
Raichu. But I’d be willing to trade Raichu for you…
Ok so first of all there can’t be a true hipster pick past gen 2. Not about to be like “Bronzong” and get stared at blankly right before she asks me to drive her home.
That said, Porygon2 is the clear winner here.
How is no one screaming Cloyster in this thread
Trubbish
Shiny Magikarp
Bastiodon
A true hipster would have her drive you home, because his bicycle doesnt seat 2.
Going to echo Smeargle. It’s also a wildly unpleasant word to say and hear which I think makes it a clear winner.
Alohan dugtrio with a man bun
Ash’s Mum
Smoochum.
Because when I see a girl I like, I Smoochum (then proceed to kiss who you’re impressing).
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