I was on my way upstairs with an awesome bowl of spaghetti for dinner, but for the first time in a billion years I fell up the stairs. On the last step too… I was so close 
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Was it because your knees were weak and arms were heavy?
Sorry for your lost spaghetti though!
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did you eat it
Keep the spaghetti in your pockets silly
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Now I want to see a pokemon with a floating plate for a body, meatballs for eyes, and noodles for arms.
He was nervous, but he looked calm and ready
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Lol
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity!
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RIP spaghetti. What sauce did you have on it? Classic meat sauce? Now I am craving spaghetti.
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@dilbert is so mad but he won’t give up that easy
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Yeah. I lost some meatballs in the fall too 
Ope, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He’s so mad, but he won’t give up that easy? No
He won’t have it, he knows his whole back’s to these ropes
It don’t matter, he’s dope, he knows that, but he’s broke
He’s so stagnant, he knows, when he goes back to this mobile home, that’s when it’s
Back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don’t pass him
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
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*cries in Italian
On the plus side you didn’t drop it on your cards
F
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Yeah yeah, but what happened to the spaghetti? Is it all right?
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My dog cleaned it up for me.
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No that was the vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti.
Don’t you mean “snom’s spaghetti”? …Okay, I will see myself out…
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lol
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