My postage story is kind of sad…
Bought a card from a guy on eBay for ~$200. Very little info in the listing but the card looked like it was in great shape. Asked him for additional pictures that he was able to provide, so it looked like he had the card on hand. No selling history, but some positive buying feedback.
Just to be safe, I sent him a message with some ideas about how to ship the card (e.g, use a penny sleeve and top loader, sandwich the card between two pieces of cardboard, etc. etc.) and I included a link to PSA’s youtube video where they suggest the same things.
His message back to me: “am I sending it directly to you or that pea (sic) company??” (pea = PSA)
Over the next few messages, I’m explaining to him things like when he gets the money in his paypal, why it says the money is pending, how long it’ll take for it to be available yadda yadda yadda.
Then he asks, “do I have to take it to iOS or just put it in the mail?” (eventually I caught on that he meant UPS, not iOS)
So I write back a lengthy message about how he’ll need to pay for postage before he puts in the mail, how it’d be nice if he’d get a tracking number if possible, and that he’ll need to put my address and his address on the package so the post office knows where to send it. Then I told him that if he takes the package to the post office they’ll be able to walk him through the rest.
He sends me a message that he went to the post office and put the tracking number on eBay. Yay! The card’s on its way! Well…
Fast forward two days and the tracking number shows that it’s been delivered. Uh, just checked the mail, nothing’s there, and no way it got all the way across the country that fast. The tracking page says it’s been delivered to the same city that the guy lives in. Now I’m thinking - this guy really thinks he’s going to be able to scam me by sending the item to a friend/family member?
So I put on my serious business face and type up a message to the guy asking him what’s the deal. This guy’s so earnest and willing to communicate that it’s hard to think that he would do something so dastardly. He sends me a picture of his receipt from the post office that shows all the information. I point out to him that the destination on the receipt is the same city he lives in. He says he put the shipping addresses on the package like I told him to.
Did this guy… seriously… mail the package to himself?
I ask him to go check his mail. He’s like, oh yeah, it was in there! I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life. But goddamn. He sent me a picture of the package and it turns out he put the addresses in the wrong spot.
Anyway, I put together another guide with some pictures about where the shipping addresses should be located, he puts them on right this time (I asked him to send me a pic so I could verify), and heads out the next morning and sends them to me correctly this time.
Honestly, a bit sad - he is an absolutely great human being, just a bit slow and lacking some essential exposure to life. I hope I did right by that man.