This pomemon, more than any other, I can relate to. When the world is closing in on you, you grasp both temples and yell PSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII and wander in a confused manner. Admit it i know you do. One day you grow up and get wise and turn into a golduck and shoot mental beams out of your mind but until that day you are a wandering psyduck. Maybe you find a trainer who will guide you along the path of sentience and make decisions for you. This is called marriage imirite.
Actually, that’s more a personal opinion … Some can agree with you, some can disagree with you … However, I can’t deny that Psyduck is a cool Pokémon with lots of cool TCG cards …